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important news items that happened while you were stuffing your face with turkey
*YAWNS* Well, hello there reader. It’s me, Hayley, and I’ve just awoken from my 48-hour post-Thanksgiving food coma. For most people,...

al franken should resign
For the sake of the Democratic party, American women, and the integrity of our government, Al Franken should resign as U.S. Senator. I’m...


i used to have nightmares about how voldemort has no nose and yet paul ryan’s lack of spine is someh
Last week, Paul Ryan, a veritable comedy genius, delivered the keynote address at the annual Al Smith charity dinner, a “spirited”...
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