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HI, I'M HAYLEY

are you fucking kidding me?

HI, I'M HAYLEY

are you fucking kidding me?

dat floatie life

Sarah once described my life as “counting down the days until I can get a dog, interspersed with the occasional smoothie.” I think it’s pretty accurate. I do like things other than strawberry banana beverages and my family’s dog Juno -- namely, a well placed semicolon, my mom’s famous cinnamon chip Challah, and a good indi-electronic beat drop. If I could have dinner with any two living people, they would be Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche and Julia Galef. Like Sarah, I too just graduated from Tufts University (#sgobos) where I majored in Political Science and minored in Chemistry because I love science and numbers but HATE the marks that lab goggles leave on your face (totally kidding, those are badges of honor). Now, I live in DC and work as an analyst at a polling firm. Between my work building endless bar graphs and contemplating the difference between political favorability ratings and political approval ratings, I can be found teaching my dog how to run with me, writing for my other blog (Ask Why with HMC) and texting Sarah for help with the New York Times crossword puzzle. Please contact me if you found a picture of a cute dog or an article that made you think, both make me really happy.

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