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HI, I'M SARAH

are you fucking kidding me?

biker-chic sarah

I might be allergic to nuts, and I am definitely lactose intolerant, but enjoy marzipan and mozzarella almost as much as I adore alliteration. The browsers currently open on my computer include Twitter, the CNN Tonight live-stream, a half-written article on the politics of pronunciation, and a recipe for homemade pad thai. I recently(ish) graduated from Tufts University (the Harvard of Massachusetts) where I majored in Political Science and English, sang a cappella, led and wrote for a sketch comedy group, and drank a lot of Diet Coke (though not as much as Donald Trump).

 

These days, I live in New York City and a speechwriter at speechwriting firm. When I'm not jotting down ideas on Google Docs/learning to use Slack, I can be found scouting out the best everything bagel in town, PhotoShopping friends into famous space-opera scenes, doing the New York Times crossword puzzle (if it is a Sunday through Wednesday), and, as of recently, baking wedding cakes. Please contact me if you require such a cake, since running a successful wedding dessert business, along with meeting Michelle Obama, finding a signature scent, and figuring out a hair routine that works for me, is at the top of my bucket list. 

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